What do you think Anonymous is going to do?! Turn off Tom Cruise’s microphone? Shut down L. Ron Hubbard’s cryogenic chamber? Adjust its nerd glasses, grin sheepishly, and cry? Declare it has mastered all 57 perceptics and turn the church’s own Super Power against it?

History. Also: Ex-Scientologists seem to be, well, conflicted about it all.