Curious, and not a little hopeful that I might find something (relatively) salacious, I looked up on the Wikipedia scanner what articles had been edited from my workplace. Perhaps, I thought, I’d discover there’s a bit more fire under the hood than I’ve given it credit for—a turbo charger, maybe. No such luck: only one page relevant to the company was edited from inside its walls, and the sections edited were of minor consequence, such as naming the company’s services. (There is a slight against its primary competitor, but I think that was original to the page.) My coworkers, in other words, are boring. Also: nerdy! Here’s a selection of what they’ve edited:

Count me disappointed.