• It was a theologian¹ who, in a fit of etymological obsessiveness, first revealed to me that the plural of penis is penes. What she didn’t tell me is that in China, you can have penial delicacies for dine-in or take-out.
• Speaking of penes, did you hear the one about the dwarf and the vacuum cleaner?
• “From the darkness comes the sepulchral reply, ‘OMG! Legion! For we are many.’”
• Don’t 24-year-old women, and for that matter Orlando Bloom, have better things to worry about than “seeing a dinosaur fossil”? The whole concept of the list might be more appealing if the story were a) a story; b) written by someone less cute; and c) a list of things that prevent you from dying until they are accomplished. The idea must have intrigued Neal Conan, though.
• MRAN, you’ve been there recently: what should Amber and Steve do in Switzerland?
• Tsk, tsk, Times: In Arkansas that’s called a feature of the law, not a bug; special legislative sessions are matters of the lady protesting too much! (On the flip side, are pedophiles really itching to marry the children?)

¹ You so know who you are.