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I’m Warning You

Don’t make me pull out my envy of the bourgeois.



I’m really serious about this. You’re on notice.

Is this one of those things where you get madder and madder the more we ignore the warning? ‘cause if so, I’m letting you know that I’m aware that I’m on notice.

Your washers and dryers oppress me.

I think your anger is misplaced, G.

Don’t blame your real or imaginary friends on your lack of an agitator-free gentle cycle. As David Lynch was saying earlier on Talk of the Nation, you need to just get into the beauty and oneness of that unified field.

It’ll all be juuuust fine.

The unified field, like middle-class happiness, is only a dream.

Take your Subaru Outbacks from my sight